South Park TestCharacter guide
The South Park test matches you with one of seven characters. Here is the personality each one stands for in the quiz, written as a description of you if you get that result. The full report goes much deeper, with strengths, blind spots, your sidekick and your nemesis.
The grounded one who keeps the group from flying apart.
Like Stan, you are the steady center of your circle. You go along with wild plans more often than you admit, but you are the one who finally says what everyone is thinking. You want proof before you believe something, and when the world gets absurd you would rather fix the problem in front of you than give a speech about it.
The conscience of the room, with a speech ready.
Like Kyle, you have a sharp moral compass and you cannot stay quiet when something is unfair. You think hard about right and wrong, argue with friends when they are out of line, and often end the day reflecting on what everybody should have learned. People do not always enjoy being corrected, but they know where you stand.
The schemer with a plan, a grudge and zero chill.
Like Cartman, you are driven, confident and very good at getting what you want. Rules feel optional when you have a clever plan, you do not forget a slight, and you would rather be in charge than wait for permission. Underneath the bravado is someone who wants badly to feel special and taken seriously.
The quiet daredevil who always comes back.
Like Kenny, you are not the loudest person in the room, but you leave an impression. People do not always understand what you are trying to say, bad luck seems to find you, and yet you keep bouncing back and saying yes to the next adventure. The friends who really get you know there is a lot going on under the hood.
The sweetheart with a secret supervillain side.
Like Butters, you are kind, trusting and eager to keep everyone happy. You look on the bright side even when people take advantage of it, and you worry more than you should about getting in trouble. But there is another side to you that would surprise people who think they have you figured out.
All in, all the time, on whatever the new thing is.
Like Randy, you throw yourself into new obsessions with total enthusiasm. You are first to a trend, quick to make big decisions on a whim, and not afraid to make a scene to prove a point. Life with you is never boring, even if some of your grand plans end with a sheepish apology.
The smartest person in the room, and running for president.
Like Wendy, you are smart, prepared and not about to let anyone talk down to you. You would happily run the committee, speak up for causes you believe in and outwork everyone in the room. You expect people to keep up, and you hold your ground even when it makes you unpopular.
Thirty-five statements, about four minutes, and no sign-up. Find out which South Park character your answers match.
Take the South Park testUnofficial fan quiz for entertainment. Not affiliated with South Park Studios, Comedy Central or Paramount.